DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
- You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
- He was on his knees with his hands up.
- There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
- There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
- Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
- Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song