ARE YOU SERIOUS????
I SPENT ALL FUCKING DAY TRYING TO EVOLVE MY FUCKING EEVEE INTO A FUCKING UMBREON AND THE ONE TIME I GO INTO THE FUCKING FOREST IT EVOLVES INTO A FUCKING LEAFEON.
LEAFEON????!!! I ALREADY HAVE A LEAFEON. I DON’T WANT ANOTHER.
I WAS SO FUCKING PUMPED WHEN I SAW IT WAS EVOLVING. UGHHHHHH. FUCKING EEVEES.
I should just stay in bed all day. And wallow in my self pity alone. So I don’t plague everyone else in the house with my bad mood and pre-menstrual tears. But there are things that need to be done. Like brushing my teeth. And eating. But my bed is so warm and cozy. And non-judgy. Mmmmm
I’m tired of feeling so ugly when I stand next to my friends.